another churchill quote

Just picked up another excellent quote from none other than Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

Churchill's Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

Is that gut-splitting stuff or what!? Winston Churchill was THE MAN when it comes to great responses to stupid comments. I'm now convinced beyond any doubt that if I could eat dinner and sit down for a chat with one world leader from any time in history, that leader would be Churchill. What I wouldn't pay to have half his wit...