ozzie guillen

There has never, ever been a human quote machine as reliable as Ozzie Guillen. Not Abe Lincoln, not Bobby Knight, not Dubya, not anybody. Guillen is absolutely in a class of his own. It's as if every time the guy gets a chance to offer an opinion on something he snaps and flies into a profanity-laced tirade on whatever the subject of the hour is, and when he finally runs out of gas you're laughing hysterically, shocked that the guy actually said all that, wondering if you should really be laughing, or (usually) all three. Broadcasts of White Sux games should have him miked up all the time. Now that would be must-see TV...