another test
Just took another (short) personality test. According to this one, I am...
...the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!Pretty much on the money, don't you think?
UPDATE: I should be studying, but I'm doing this instead. Some things never change. Anyway, given that others besides me took the test, I figured I'd try to guess what people are. Having not read each description, I'm going mainly on gut feel for what the four categories seem to represent. So, I present to you...
Nathan: Emo Kid. (wrong, but I bet it was borderline)
Marisa: Emo Kid. (RIGHT!)
Mom: Hippie. Fitting, eh? Not a hard choice.
Dad: probably another Spiteful Loner, possibly a Sociopath.
Brian: Sociopath. Absolutely no question. I would bet my life savings on this one.
Jesse H: maybe a Bitch-Slap. Tough one.
Daniel: Class Clown. Not as obvious as Brian's but easy to pick out.
Dustin: Brute. Possibly another Class Clown, but AD&D gives it away.