rock-solid political analysis

Need some to-the-point commentary in an age of talking heads spewing the latest trendy BS? PORCUS steps up to the plate:

Never underestimate the power of hair backed by money.

Romney has hair and money. Rudy has money but no hair. Romney beats Rudy.

And that, folks, hits closer to the true American political process than 98.3% of the crap you'll see and hear on the boob tube. Take it to heart.