here come the gnostics!

The wait is almost over. For those in The Hairy Ticks version 2.0 who haven't already figured it out, the Gnostics are less than a week away from being crowned League Champions. It's been a long season, with injuries and underperforming players taking their toll on even the greatest team. But the Gnostics warned everyone at the beginning of the season what the consequences would be of stepping in the ring with the oldest and most heretical of them all. Unlike others, they have been content to let their players do the talking and patiently wait for the title to come home. Upstarts have come and gone, lesser heretics have opened their mouth a few too many times, and others have even promised victory. But as the dust settles the Gnostics are the ones still standing and will soon be the ones on top. Only the Pope stands between the Gnostic army and glory now, and he's about to get what's been coming to him all season. So brace yourself, Pope, and don't bother screaming for mercy because there's none to be found in Gnosticism. Happy trails, suckers.

May I have your attention please: YOU ARE ALL LOSERS!